Taiwan

Ayr, Arlie Beach, and Cairns, Australia

Mooloolaba, Noosa, and Rainbow Beach, Australia

Melbourne, Australia

Singapore, Singapore

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

I’m a sucker for random acts of inspiration-vandalism.

Malaysia – The opposite of Asia

Cameron Highlands, Malaysia

It took me a while to figure out where the other ‘half’ of my waffle was.

False Advertising

They took my crust!!!

Chocolate covered strawberries. 75 cents.

What was left of $7 worth of Indian food. So so so good.

Perhenthian Islands, Malaysia (Perhenthian Kecil)

Beachside rooms and crystal clear water – Welcome to the Parhenthians.

Unfortunately on this night these clouds came in and ruined the sunset.

The visibility continues to be crystal clear even at deeper depths.

Ombak – Good action movie, not so great of a place to stay.

This was one of the two signs on the entire western part of the beach that tells you how to get to Long Beach.

Nobody in a right state of mind should ever get tired of this…nobody has ever accused me of such things.

There were some nice places on the island.

From what I could tell – this place closed down around 2009 or 2010.

Butterworth/George Town, Malaysia

Ironically Justice has lost her hands

I’m going to open a Mexican themed strip joint called “Slippery Senoritas” at some point.

Decaf double shot?

I nearly had one of everything on this cart.

Found a big stack of old comics at the coffee shop – these were some of the ones that stood out.

The chair is mostly real; the kid is entirely fake.

The easiest thing to do is give up but don’t give up be a turtle.

All sorts of breakfast foods to choose from.

I suppose this is for when mint just doesn’t encourage you to floss regularly enough.

Sorry Ladies

Some day I’ll grow up.

Pretend this is inspirational and imagine a nice background.

Divide by 3 to get dollars.

Some things are the same all over the world.

Somehow this dog got a hold of a chicken head. Something strangely ironic or possibly sadistic about watching a dog eat the head of another animal.

…oh wait, it’s $15 for those three beers.

Pai, Thailand

Banana. Peanut butter. Cinnamon Nutella. 150% I want another.

…you can always count on the asians to be completely covered up – even if it’s 97 degrees outside.

Met this man – Yurika – at night. I’m not sure if he was slow, on drugs, drunk, or all of the above. He offered a delightful conversation and offered 5000 Bhat (~$150) for the girl I was hanging out with at the time.

Worst drink ever here. I’m pretty sure I got diabetes just from drinking it.

If you look closely, you can see the bacon wrapped mini sausages on the grill. They were as unhealthy as they sound.

Obviously I had to try

Deep fried and crispy as it could have been. Add some spicy chili sauce and holy crap was it good.

This may have been the only food I didn’t eat. I don’t trust mountain sushi.

Chiang Mai, Thailand

Ironically I saw a dog bite a guy there

This is actually quite clever – the sink empties out in the direction of the drainage hole in the bathroom.

Best band name ever

Things to Note: In the corner is a drainage hole – I have no idea where it goes If you shower and then use the toilet, you’re going to have to towel off the seat

3 speeds and it swings from left to right!

Feeding Dreams Cambodia, Siem Reap

Siem Reap, Cambodia

It doesn’t actually say what they massage.

For some reason the faces of the fish really kill me

That’s nearly all garlic

This is after I turned her down myself.

Sihanoukville and Koh Rong, Cambodia

(This is blurry since I was taking the pictures out of my Tuk-Tuk on a bumpy road…)

You should see the size of the shit this thing leaves behind.

(This is blurry since I was taking the pictures out of my Tuk-Tuk on a bumpy road…)

Cheap for you.

Phnom Penh, Cambodia

Vietnamese Food-Stuffs

Ho Chi Minh City (Saigon), Vietnam; Vung Tau, Vietnam

Note that some of these children were born in the 90s. These are the result of their parents being impacted by chemicals.

These are children of people impacted by agent orange in the war – not pictures of the war itself.

Road from Mui Ne to Vung Tau and Vung Tau (Vietnam)

Apparently the one in Brazil has a long lost (smaller) twin brother.

…it makes so much sense now.

I keep seeing Hugh Jackman in the face.

Da Lat, Vietnam

I don’t know how this didn’t make it to the TopGear special.

Note that this is enough room for traffic going both ways

Nah Tran to Da Lat (Vietnam)

Quy Nhon, Vietnam

Hoi An, Vietnam

Hue, Vietnam

Note that the two women are wearing full covers and the guy is in a t-shirt

Ha Long Bay, Vietnam

Hanoi, Vietnam

New Orleans

Older Pictures:

Below is a small batch of pictures from previous trips.  These will be updated once the adventure starts.  Clicking on one will open up a larger version and slide show.